Bonus Wednesday Plan: Sponsored Server Hosting NOW WITH “SPECIAL OFFERS.” Monetize your command line with integrated banner ads!

by worstideas

sponsor-command-line-1Help reduce the cost of running a server with SPECIAL OFFERS on your console / command line / anachronistic DOS prompt! Sponsored by GENERIC BRAND VIRUS_SCAN.exe . Command line banner ads are the future of paying for server time.

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Advertisements will be unobtrusively inserted, as seen here.

Don’t skip these special offers—that would be THEFT AND STEALING and is extremely unethical and immoral, in addition to being contrary to the categorical imperative.

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